Same gene pool, seven years apart. Spared the fists of Sister Joseph Loretta, but not the folk musings of Sister Mary Ann. Still suffers from Post Kumbaya Stress Disorder. 

Learned the ropes from Uncle Al at the Gramercy, where we took turns beating the sibling rivalry out of each other. Short-lived stint as Ladies' room attendant at the Palladium. 

Plied trade teaching old school boxing at New School University as Professor of Pugilism under Dean Martin.

Took over when I went to Cali, resulting in unpresidented increases in membership, but refuses to rub it in. My favorite guy in the world, father to my other favorite guy in the world.