Know what the best part about being loaded is? Getting to take Private Lessons at Trinity! You get our undivided attention for an hour, the best training money can buy, and the envy of your fellow man. You even get our private cell phone numbers so you can bug us day or night, 24/7! It's better than belonging to the Illuminati! 

10 Private Training Sessions.....................$1250  (Three Month Expiration)